The Actor's Gym

I would still be a puny baby without my workouts.

I was just a skinny 14 year-old girl when I met Scott.

The Actor's Gym is even better than Scientology!

I remember my first time at the Gym. Someone stole my keys.

Thanks to the Actor's Gym, I have three Oscars sitting on my TV.

I never should have stopped going.

I went from topless ingenue to Oscar winner. Thanks AG!

My workouts took me from a doughy stand-up comic to wow!

It's better than ten years on a game show, nyuck nyuck!

The Actor's Gym made me who I am. ...now where's my fifty dollars?

I am suspicious of your method, but envious of your successes.

I confess that I'm secretly in love with the Actor's Gym.

Never heard of it.